About Us

Hello everyone.  Are you tired of watching our country be burnt to the ground by a bunch of worthless oxygen thieves?  Are you tired of being told your way of life is wrong, just because you don't believe you should be made to consume cricket paste?  Are you tired of being called a bigot just because you think that women aren't supposed to have penises?  Are you tired of horrible government overreach and your inalienable rights being butchered?  Are you tired of watching your hard-earned money pay for less and less, while you are told you have to give more and more?  

Well guess what?!?!?! So are we.  

What did we do about it?
We started our very own apparel company, with the sole intention of calling out these awful lunatics and giving you all a chuckle at the same time.

With every piece of merch that you buy, you are guaranteed to trigger a blue, pink, or possibly even a purple haired individual, a politician, a fake-news reporter, or just someone who needed the gift of triggering.  Their hate warms our hearts and their tears are so sweet.  Their screeches are music to our soul.  

We are pretty sure they will try to cancel us.  Meh.  

 

Veteran owned and operated.  

 

Impeachment Apparel
7901 4th St North #8075
St Petersburg, FL 33702